Let’s face it, if you’re going to be addicted to something then being addicted to Star Wars is not too bad a place to find yourself in. Unless you are actually hung up on death sticks. Then you’ve got it realllly bad and you need to go home and rethink your life.
1. You can find at least five reasons to defend the inclusion of Jar Jar Binks in The Phantom Menace.
2. When feeding your baby you play the soundtrack from Empire Strikes Back.
3. Everything that appears dodgy to you is most certainly a trap!
4. You enjoy watching Big Bang Theory way more than the casual viewer.
5. You tell everyone that Empire is the best film but in your heart you know you love Jedi the most.
6. You have the original version of Star Wars on VHS. And laser disk. And DVD. And Blu Ray. Despite commercial realities...
2. When feeding your baby you play the soundtrack from Empire Strikes Back.
3. Everything that appears dodgy to you is most certainly a trap!
4. You enjoy watching Big Bang Theory way more than the casual viewer.
5. You tell everyone that Empire is the best film but in your heart you know you love Jedi the most.
6. You have the original version of Star Wars on VHS. And laser disk. And DVD. And Blu Ray. Despite commercial realities...
20. You spied Grand Moff Tarkin’s cameo in Revenge of the Sith the first time you saw the movie.
7. You know that R2D2 is 96 cm tall. You also know he and C3PO are the only characters to appear in all 6 movies thus far.
8. Your favourite episode of Friends is The one with the Princess Leia Fantasy.
9. You knew about the existence of the Holiday Special before the existence of the internet.
10. You still have your Star Wars bed sheets and pillows. On your bed.
11. You know that Darth Maul has ten horns on his red head.
12. If George asked you to be his wingman, you’d say yes.
13. When someone mentions Guinness you don’t think about beer.
14. You know that Han Solo ad libbed his “I know” line.
15. You run a Star Wars fan blog.
16. You know that Indianna Jones was named for George Lucas’s own dog.
17. You know that some of the Dagobah swamp scenes were filmed in Lucas’s private swimming pool.
18. You know the shipping titles of all three prequel films (for non addicts The Phantom Menace was "The Doll House", Clones was "Cue Ball" and Sith, "The Bridge".)
19. You know the original name for Skywalker was Starkiller.
21. You can tell which parts of prequels feature a puppet or the CGI version of Yoda.
7. You know that R2D2 is 96 cm tall. You also know he and C3PO are the only characters to appear in all 6 movies thus far.
8. Your favourite episode of Friends is The one with the Princess Leia Fantasy.
9. You knew about the existence of the Holiday Special before the existence of the internet.
10. You still have your Star Wars bed sheets and pillows. On your bed.
11. You know that Darth Maul has ten horns on his red head.
12. If George asked you to be his wingman, you’d say yes.
13. When someone mentions Guinness you don’t think about beer.
14. You know that Han Solo ad libbed his “I know” line.
15. You run a Star Wars fan blog.
16. You know that Indianna Jones was named for George Lucas’s own dog.
17. You know that some of the Dagobah swamp scenes were filmed in Lucas’s private swimming pool.
18. You know the shipping titles of all three prequel films (for non addicts The Phantom Menace was "The Doll House", Clones was "Cue Ball" and Sith, "The Bridge".)
19. You know the original name for Skywalker was Starkiller.
21. You can tell which parts of prequels feature a puppet or the CGI version of Yoda.
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